Submitted by: Mazid
It’s over nine thousand!!!!:
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
Use all basic elements at least once.
Complete all side quests in the game.
Create a spell containing only Ice.
Push someone off a cliff.
Cooking by the book:
Cast a Magick successfully.
Let off some steam:
Create a spell containing Steam.
An eye for an eye:
Defeat Behold, the watcher
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!!!!:
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
No more trolling:
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
There is no goat level:
Never cross the beams:
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
Killing your friends, you’re doing it wrong:
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Blue? No Yelloooow!:
Have a hard time settling on a color.
Kill one enemy using the M60.
One in a million?:
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
Saved by the king:
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
OMG! They killed Yellow!:
Die with yellow robes.
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
I’m the wizard king, I can do anything!:
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
There can be only one:
This is Magicka!:
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
More like the Aristocats:
Defeat the Aristocrats.
“Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch”:
Die from falling damage.
Play it again, Vlad:
Don’t fear the reaper:
Overkill 1000 enemies.
It’s raining (beast)men:
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
The perfect storm:
All players survived a thunderstorm.
We are the champions:
Survive all waves of a challenge.
I call it a Hawking Hole:
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy:
Better you than me:
Be invisible while one other player dies.
Too fancy for fireballs?:
Complete one level using only magicks.
Find all the moose.
Stuff of legends:
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
Find all secret areas in the game.
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
I put on my robe and wizard hat:
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
Complete this works to get the Achievements at Adventure mode. For mor
How to get Aristo staff easier:
Once the Black robe goblin appear, to get the staff that he is holding, you
to get to him as close as you can, and kill him with SRSR, the damage that
received was small that it will take a while. Once you kill him, the ice
will make black robe goblin talk a little bit slower at that time, once you
he says ‘Whys’ quickly grab his staff or you will not get it.
How to Obtain Seven Day Cruise Achievement:
Written by =GzR=Opieo
This guide is the answer and a fast way to get the seven day cruise
The Seven Day Cruise requires you to play 7 consecutive days on the Lonely
Cruise versus map. This is actually
pretty easy. You will need the DLC to play it.
* Find a partner to play the map with.
* Play a round of versus on the map.
* Exit the game, change your system clock to be 15 minutes less than a day
* Go back to step 2 until you get the achievement.
After you’ve gone through step 2 seven times, and step three six times, you
have yourself the achievement.
-=Notes / Catches=-
* You will know it is working if you get the achievement progress indicator
right as you’re loading into the
map. 1/7, 2/7, etc.
* I say a day in the future minus 15 minutes because I don’t know how they
“play a day”. It could be
bound to a 24 hour timer. If somebody cares enough, they
can set it to a day plus two hours
and let me know. I will update the guide if it
doesn’t matter where in the day you
* Watch out for the month roll over. My friend and I started on the 28th.
hit the 1st of the next month just
moving our calendars forward a day each
iteration, it restarted our 7 day
counter. Quite lame.
* I don’t know if you and your friend must have the same time in your
the game to think its
* If changing time on Windows, you can’t just change the clock and go back,
sure you turn off the internet time
synchronization first as well. This might
apply to other operating
This method allows you to get the achievement in roughly 20 minutes.
Hat tip to That Guy for having the patience to put up with my achievement
and crazy ideas like seeing if this can be shorted using system clock
than having to come back for 6 more days.